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caker
Joined: 15 Apr 2003
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Location: Galloway, NJ
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| Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 9:12 pm Post subject: I dare to ask -- Know any funny Pickup Lines? |
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Here's the best two I can recall...
(Best when recited with an Italian accent)
Q:Wanna get some pizza and f**k?
(obviously they say "no" at this point, or worse)
Q:What, you don't like pizza?
And my all time favorite/most effective:
Q: Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
Simple. Effective. Right to the point.
Let the games begin.
-Chris |
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faded
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Posts: 16
Location: Reno, Nevada
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:56 am Post subject: |
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"Do you work for UPS? (when they say no say) oh because i noticed you were checking out my package"
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"did you fart? because you just blew me away" |
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antelope
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 10:03 am Post subject: |
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| I would prefer to introduce myself and ask her if she would like to have a coffee with me someday. You know, treating her with respect and not like a peace of meat. |
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funkknight
Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 5
Location: Here
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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antelope wrote: I would prefer to introduce myself and ask her if she would like to have a coffee with me someday. You know, treating her with respect and not like a peace of meat.
I agree with you antelope. However every once in a while I could go for a nice juicy piece of meat. Guess it all depends what you are in the mood for. |
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faded
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Posts: 16
Location: Reno, Nevada
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| theres always a critic i believe he put that post up as a joke. |
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zan
Joined: 16 Jul 2003
Posts: 30
Location: Australia
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| maybe you could then take her home in your saab to your swish apartment by the riverside ;) |
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kenny
Joined: 27 Jun 2003
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| I ask her what Flavor (Falvour? [hehe]) she prefers. |
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